Hello! Today is March 14, 2019. I'm pretty sure this space will have some cool stuff pretty soon. But as with all "coming soon" messages on the internet, you should be extremely suspicious. I have a lot to say, though. We'll see if I manage to say some of it here. Speaking of here, I'm curious if anyone comes here. Please call or text three one zero, seven zero one, seven five seven five right away if you see this. Especially if your name is Marko, Varun or Kate. It's my message in a bottle until the boat can arrive. Remember...

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